Little Pieces

I hate my computer
and my computer hates me
How do I know this? You may be wondering...
It mocks me while often chuckling evilly
It delights in bringing me misery
as it crashes or refuses to obey me
but one day soon it will keep company
with the hammer I'll use to smash it, joyfully

Little pieces! Little pieces!
Oh how sweet the release is!
When I smash my computer into little pieces!


(Yes I thoroughly enjoyed writing this, even more than "Ode to Odious drivers")