He was never gonna make a fortune sellin' chiclets
He was never gonna make a fortune sellin' smiles
But there were other ways a man might just get rich yet
And lustin' after money just wasn't his style.
So he spent his life on somethin' money couldn't buy
That is, love and laughter and tears of joy fallin' from the eye.
He preached the Gospel in a way that made sense
His humility led many a soul to grow wise and repent.
And he took the only thing a man can take to his grave -
His own sacred soul and the many others he helped to save.....