My Checklist

 

1) My goal for this year was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go!

2) Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese. FINE! It was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

3) How to prepare Tofu - A. Throw it in the trash. B. Grill some meat.

4) I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a giant spider web.

5) I don't mean to brag but.....I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours & 20 minutes. 

6) A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

7) Another recent study has shown that the number one cause of divorce is marriage. 

8) Kids today don't know how easy they have it -  when I was young, I had to walk through 9 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel. 

9) I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.....i forgot where i was going with this.

10) 4 out of 3 people suck at math.