When you think you've "looked everywhere" for whatever it is you've lost - you haven't.
The third wheel in any action movie or TV show (Star Trek is famous for this) who isn't one of the stars is the one who's gonna die.
If you're in a hurry and desperately need an elevator - all the elevators will be on the floor furthest from you. And they'll stop at every floor before they get to you.
Similarly, 9 times out of 10 you'll have plenty of time to go through the Drive-thru - and you'll zip through quickly BUT on the 10th time, when you're really in a hurry - it will take forever to get your order. And the only time you forget to check your order, it will be wrong.
No matter what a President says or does, the other Party will hate it and resist it - up to and incĺuding walking on water.
Your spouse will always be hot when you are cold and cold when you are hot.
Your wife will win every argument you have with her, eventually. Stop trying.
Every alien throughout the Universe - every god-like being too - will, fortunately for us, speak English.
The sun will rise tomorrow and set tomorrow evening but you may not be there to see it. No man knows the day or hour his soul will be required of him.
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